What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 00:30
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Make Nazis afraid again!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Disney lays off hundreds of employees across film, TV and other units - CBS News
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
State of Play Confirmed for 4th June, 40+ Minutes of PS5 Games - Push Square
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.